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Misadventures of Hyperdimension Peashy Ep. 23

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The Misadventures of Hyperdimension Peashy
Episode 23
By Derald Snyder

Nepgear was busy checking tech-blogs on the Internep when she got a Nepbook notification. Opening a new browser window, she checked her Nepbook account... and immediately burst into giggles.
"What's up, Nep Jr.?" Neptune asked as she walked into the room.
"This picture that just popped up on Nepbook!" Nepgear said, pointing to the computer screen, which showed a picture of Neptune's head on a tuna fish, and also Neptune's head on a can of tuna. The caption read: 'Introducing: Nep-tuna! With that familiar Neptune zest you all know and love (or hate)!'
Neptune blinked several times. "Ohhh-kaaaay... That must've been big Peashy that came up with that... she's the only one I can think of, anyway..."
"Maybe..." Nepgear shrugged, before a chime sounded from the computer. "Oh look, it's another picture!"
"Lemme see," muttered the CPU as she stood next to her sister. As her eyes took in the details of this new picture, said eyes suddenly shrunk to white circles in shock. "Uhhh..."
It was a black-and-white picture titled 'Film Noire', featuring the Lastation CPU with a blushing face, wearing a shimmering gown with a cigarette on a long holder, with the back of Neptune's head visible in the foreground, sporting a sweat-drop.
"Uh-oh..." muttered Nepgear, "I really hope Noire herself doesn't see this..."

*Meanwhile, in the Lastation Basilicom...*

"What the hell is this?!" cried Noire upon seeing the picture, several veins popping on her forehead. "I ought to track down and skewer whoever made this picture on my rapier! I mean, I've never smoked once in my entire life!"

*A short time later, at the Leanbox Basilicom...*

"PEEEEACH!" Chika's voice echoed through the building.
The blonde soldier in question promptly paused her game, standing and turning to look at the door. (3, 2, 1...)
*SLAM!* went the door as Chika Hazozaki marched in holding a laptop. "Is *this* your idea of a joke?!" she demanded angrily, as she opened the laptop to show Peach...
The soldier blinked as she looked at the picture... it was Vert, standing up straight with arms over her head, while a picture of Chika herself laying perpendicular was superimposed over the CPU's image. The caption read: "I just want to get HORIZONTAL with VERT-I-CAL."
"You think I made this?" Peach asked incredulously. "Just 'cause I brought up the whole 'unsavory rumors' thing...?"
"That's not it!" cried Chika as she scrolled up, revealing the 'Nep-Tuna' image. "This is why I suspect you!"
Peach sighed in slight exasperation. "OK, Chika, first of all, I can't draw to save my life. Secondly, I've been playing this strategy game for the past hour, up until you barged in. I haven't had the opportunity to upload stuff like this!"
The Oracle didn't look very convinced. "Well, if it wasn't you then who was it?"
"Don't ask me," Peashy shrugged... before hearing a chime from the computer. "Oh! Looks like another picture!"c Chika promptly turned the laptop around to look, Peach walking beside her to get a look as well...
The caption stated, "Sorry... I'm drawing a BLANC," with a crudely-drawn picture of said CPU in angry-face mode, yelling 'Damn you to hell!' in a spiked word bubble.
"Wonder how Lady Blanc would react to that..." Peach muttered.

*At that moment, at the Lowee Basilicom...*

"...That's actually not too bad," Blanc muttered in apparent disinterest.
"Kinda looks like that picture of you we drew in your book recently," Ram added.
"WHAT-?! You've been drawing in my books again?!" the CPU screamed in rage. "You little shits....!"
"Run away!" cried Rom as she and her sister fled Blanc's wrath...

*In an undisclosed location...*

A girl with long, light-purple hair decorated with a single D-pad clip chuckled to herself as she worked on her latest picture- A photomanipulation of Nepgear's head superimposed on a dominatrix, while Uni's head was placed on the tied-up slave under the dom's heel. Saving the image, the girl nodded to herself before hitting 'POST' on her Nepbook account.
She then turns to face you, revealing white circles with thick black outlines for eyes, and a rectangular mouth...
"I TOLD YOU I'D BE BACK."

*Episode 23- End*
Someone's uploading funny/embarrassing photomanips of the CPUs... who could it be?!
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Xela-The-Conqueror's avatar

I've never actually heard Nepgya's va before, so for some reason I imagine her talking like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2GFc15F8rw